Uni-Browed Arch Nemesis

 I often see the same people to and from work on the metro…not every morning, but enough I recognize faces. There is one guy who I see a lot, we both enter and exit the same metro stations. The weird thing about this guy is that he has a well groomed uni-brow. Waxed even. It’s thin, crisp, solid, and creepy. He also has a haircut circa Green Day’s Dookie…long mushroom style hair parted down the middle. You know the type. 

I just would like to talk to him and ask what he thinks he’s doing. I also wonder where he works. Does his HR allow people to look so off? I mean he can’t possibly be dealing with people face to face. His look is distracting. I have thick eyebrows so I understand that sometimes regulation is in order of eye hair. But he is styling his eyebrows to a uni-brow seemingly on purpose. He looks like Maggie Simpson’s one eyebrowed baby from the Simpsons.


In a way I will miss him.



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One Response to “Uni-Browed Arch Nemesis”

  1. Mark McGuire Says:

    OMG i hate unibrows to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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