Archive for February, 2009

Stinky Surprise

February 26, 2009


Gets the stink out

Gets the stink out

I think one of the biggest differences in living in a house that has girls in it is obviously the bathroom situation. Toilet paper gets used faster (and apparently for everything), there are multiple bottles of things that I don’t understand in my shower, and the bathroom gets cleaned regularly. No thanks to me.




The other day I came home and took a greasy dump. It was real stinky so I sprayed the “lavender” “or “spring breeze” air freshener. I was on my way out the door when I ran into my roommate downstairs that remarked something smelled great. I obviously could smell the air freshener from upstairs but pretended I didn’t know what she was talking about. I really wanted to tell her about the stinky bomb I just took. It’s hard to be a gentleman.


A not so triumphant return

February 25, 2009

Having started this blog last summer–I let many things fall by the wayside. I had great ambitions of chronicling my many Virginia Beach adventures, only to find that not having a job and too much free time really stifled my creativity and ambition. I really do enjoy this and have renewed my interest to see it through.

What often slows me down is over editing and over thinking what I write. I’ve decided to try to do neither. I’d rather be happy with writing whatever I’m writing then to spend time editing and analyzing if what I wrote is clever or has a pointed message.

That being said, it’s been a long road and I moved back to Arlington, VA. I’ll be updating more very soon. Time to finish what I set out to do. Which was write about whatever I wanted. Okay? Great!